Joan Rivers refuses to retire!

OHMYGOSSIP — Joan Rivers isn’t going anywhere. The Fashion Police host has a slew of items written on her bucket list — but there’s one thing she never plans to do. “Never retire!” she said.

“Everyone’s retiring: David Letterman, Barbara Walters. If I croak, who warns the world about Gwyneth Paltrow? I have so many years left; they even let me put a new face on layaway.”

Joan says there’s still one guest she’s desperate to have on E!’s Fashion Police. “Victoria Beckham,” she said.

“I want her on the show, just so I can make her smile,” Joan tells In Touch. “I’m convinced she has no teeth.”